Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 07, 2025

Off to squash the Cybertruck in the next lot…

Was that the gas guzzler version or the one that takes a nuclear power plant to power?

Not sure how you explain that one to the insurance company.

The Hummer just got Jumbo-sized.

Now it’s a Bummer…

As if the elephant has better tail-pipe emissions?

I think it would be a better gag had Mark used that gawd-awful Tesla “truck”

Yep, that’s it – should have dumped on it as well…

They’re mostly junk. The military has the good ones. These civilian models are a mess and silly.

The War Against the Alphas has begun. Go and be relentless.

I was at a car event, and got to test drive a hummer. The cars made no sense. They were uncomfortable, and for as large as they are, there was very little passenger room

Where does Lio keep all these elephants and giant robots he’s collected?

1) I can’t condone the destruction of someone else’s property. 2) An elephant would not do that to a Hummer. 3) And, yes, I know, it’s just a comic strip.

….and that’s the end of THAT Hummer! !

It DID anyway.

Did the elephant also leave an, er, “editorial comment” on the wreckage as they walked across it?

Remember that time that elephants stormed some lady’s funeral and stomped all over her dead body? And then it turned out she had been helping poachers kill elephants, and everyone just sort of let the elephants go because it seems like they were seeking revenge on her? Good times….

Atta boy, Lio. One gas guzzler down.

Elephants have always been my favorite animal, so I especially enjoy this one today.

I knew this had to be a rerun (from 2007): I haven’t seen a Hummer of any model on the roads in about two years.

Trumpeters speak louder than hummers.

I’m going to refrain from the methane emissions gag.

Years ago, my husband was driving to work on NJ Rt. 28, on the first day of deer season. A deer herd crossed the road in front of him. The last deer to cross rammed into his State car, breaking the back window. When Beloved Husband tried to explain the incident to the Motor Pool repair guy, the guy had to wait until he stopped laughing, then he was asked if it was an animal deer, or the “other” kind…More confirmation that NJ is a very strange state – I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Lio lives here!

I LLLOOOOOOOVVVVE THIS……