Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 11, 2025

They now know, ‘It “tortoise” a lesson’.

They’ll leave no stone unturned.

Face it, guys, he’s quicker than you are. Probably twenty yards away by now.

If it’s a ‘see through’ rock it’s not a painted jasper….maybe an agate.

Money’s disappeared and all he left behind was a couple of shell corpse

Don’t say “Come out”

Well I’ve heard the words before

I’m not sleeping, keep in memory

Hope you don’t bother that I gave ya the slip again

You wish you never looked now catch me if you can

I am a rock I am a rascal…

Touché awaaaayyy!

He a teenage mutant ninja see. He too queeck for you see.

He’s good at shell games.

Turtle is a cute word for turtles. Like frog for frogs. I want a turtle and a frog. I’ll name them Turtle and Frog.

You’ve got to be pretty fast to keep up with this master criminal. Well, relatively speaking.

They almost had him. They were just a hare off.

He’s as stable as a rock

They look shell-shocked.

What the Shell?

That had to be a premeditated escape plan.

“TURTLES GOT PISTOLS”