F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 09, 2025

Just a big prick but he tries to act like a professional.

You may feel it more, but probably not for very long I’m afraid.

Is the Doc a frustrated whaler?

Bronze metal for the javelin throw. Missed it by that much.

And after it’s in, lie on your stomach and relax for 30 minutes.

Doc’s name is Lance. Ever since he was a kid, nominative determinism has been a big influence on his life choices.

Joust a minute!

OWWWWWWWWWWW it hurts just looking at it

Time for a second opinion….

Dr. Ahab, I presume.

I see the doctor has found another use for his micro-billiards cue.

So? What’s your point?

A western take on eastern medicine.

Looks like we’re going back to the days of bloodletting.

one an’ done… (no pain, no gain!)

Now imagine fire-cupping with one big, body-sized cup.

(Yeah, it has been ages since I’ve done comments on GoComics.)

A scene from ‘There Will Be Blood’.

“Oh, by the way, you have a D.N.R., right?

When I was a kid and had blood work done, the needles really looked like harpoons!

Must have learned acupuncture from Vlad the Impaler…

he’s using the mini needle today…