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..hate to admit it, but given the out-of-shape-and= often-even-elderly/massive heart attack ratio associated with snow-shoveling, the Tedster probably SHOULDN’T even be shoveling snow……..Grandma should make him help with the dishes, dust around the house, clean the johns and stuff like that……..
Not for nothing, but if what Ted described in Panel Three actually happened (of course I think he’s full of malarkey), he wouldn’t be standing, he’d be in a wheelchair.
He probably tried to rise slowly while singing the original theme, but then Marge walked in, and he was so embarrassed that he sat down so fast he blew his back out.
YurKidJuliwee! 2 months ago
Delicate ecosystem? Uncle Ted might need some meds
Boyufd 2 months ago
Halo can be intense
sansdm 2 months ago
EARLY COMMENT
codycab 2 months ago
I should try playing Halo sometime.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 2 months ago
Looser!*
*intentionally misspelled as losers often do
ND Cool Z 2 months ago
That’s what happens when you spend too much time playing Halo, Uncle Ted.
I don’t really play Halo, but I listen to Shadow of Intent, an epic deathcore band whose name and first two albums are based on Halo
wfhite 2 months ago
Ted sounds like my roommate Paul.
“(SMALLEST NATE)” 2 months ago
Bro uncle Ted’s haircut I just realised
Pharmakeus Ubik 2 months ago
I take it Doctor Smith from Lost in Space was his role model. “Nate, my dear boy, my back is a disaster area.”
kendavis09 2 months ago
What is Halo? A game or something?
NATTY_da_Weirdo 2 months ago
Bro actually still plays that game. It’s okayish for some younger people, but he’s forty!
BigNateFanForever1 2 months ago
Peirce has some old references I swear XD Ted would be playing League of Legends, Genshin Impact, Marvel Rivals.
ComicKing456 Premium Member 2 months ago
Yes Halo has a tendency to do that, but only to the characters in the game.
Goat from PBS 2 months ago
This is Ted.
He’s a lazy bum who mooches off his parents despite being a full-grown adult.
Don’t be like Ted.
etonlu8 2 months ago
bro was almost falling off the sofa playing halo
markkahler52 2 months ago
Nate, introduce your Uncle Ted to a nice quarter mile of ice…
ILoveHistory 2 months ago
Wimp
Legend of the Night 2 months ago
These Uncle Ted jokes are already old
Clarence 2 months ago
Quite the slacker if you ask me
orbenjawell Premium Member 2 months ago
..hate to admit it, but given the out-of-shape-and= often-even-elderly/massive heart attack ratio associated with snow-shoveling, the Tedster probably SHOULDN’T even be shoveling snow……..Grandma should make him help with the dishes, dust around the house, clean the johns and stuff like that……..
Chris 2 months ago
pathetic… :L
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Excuse…..not a good reason…..need to “work it out”!!!!!
Bigfieldnutsfan(big Nate + Garfield + peanuts) 2 months ago
I don’t get it
Say what
Drbarb71 Premium Member 2 months ago
Of course muscles that are never used spasm. Ugh
stairclimber33 2 months ago
tennis ball. good boy.
JoeTheDog Premium Member 2 months ago
While playing halo, what? how does someone blow out their back playing a video game?
mfrasca 2 months ago
“When my body begins to reel from my physical labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
JPuzzleWhiz 2 months ago
Not for nothing, but if what Ted described in Panel Three actually happened (of course I think he’s full of malarkey), he wouldn’t be standing, he’d be in a wheelchair.
BenGMan 2 months ago
Nobody cares.
STUFF ENJOYER 2 months ago
Nate is somehow more mature than his uncle who is more than 3 times older than him.
BiggerNate91 2 months ago
Evict this man
YaBoiWolf 2 months ago
Ted!….GET OUT!!!!
Sam Handwich 2 months ago
There’s something ironic about a snowflake shoveling the driveway.
rameyga 2 months ago
Why would you break your back while playing halo? That is so weird.
Explorer Mantle 2 months ago
Then I bet Ted is gonna have a hurt everything besides a hurt back.
Knuckles4life 2 months ago
Poll: What is your favorite Big Nate baseball team name?
thegranthorwitz 2 months ago
If Halo gave Ted that much pain, playing DOOM Eternal or Warhammer 40k would absolutely kill him
Nate Orville Wright 2 months ago
you know I just want to meet Lincoln Peirce in Maine so bad
Oompa loompa 2 months ago
Uncle ted may need to be forced to the gym- that would be a funny strip arc, Nate forcing his uncle and Dad to work out and be their personal trainer
bro what the sigma 2 months ago
I feel like uncle ted is going to break his back if puts his back into it
A Dog Lover Like Big Nate 2 months ago
Ted is just insufferable
Drakonus 2 months ago
He probably tried to rise slowly while singing the original theme, but then Marge walked in, and he was so embarrassed that he sat down so fast he blew his back out.
Drakonus 2 months ago
For someone with such an elaborate vocabulary, you feel like he’d be a more productive member of society.