Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 19, 2025

Is she electric?…..

LEXUS??!!! It’s an overpriced …. TOYOTA!!!!!

/SHEESH\

These days, you’d be forced to pay for somebody else’s Lexus.

Better than the AMC Gremlin, Subaru Brat or, heaven forbid, the Ford Escort.

I know Muslim women, called Sabrina, Maria, Maya, Silia….etc

In Muslim countries it is acceptable if you are a Muslim and you name your daughter a European name but if you name your son a European name people would ask you what is your religion? and you would be criticized and seen as Westernized.

as my daughter tells me “well, that’s going to come up in therapy”

How about “Joyce Kilmer” the author of the famous poem “Trees?” Sergeant Kilmer was killed in action in France on 30 July 1918.

as a mechanic and wrecker driver, if you’re looking inside/under a toyota or lexus, the only differences are the plastic emblem stuck to the front and rear, and the price.

ba dum tss

knew a couple that named their son Lexus after the car… and, yeah, there was no way they’d ever afford one…

I sing along with their commercials at the end of the year. Ding Dong Ding Dong I Can’t Afford a Lexus.

Daughters last a lot longer than rusty cars and bring grandkids over to amuse grandpa!

There are car companies that work with other car companies, Ford and Mazda for for example. there Ford engines in some Mazda models. Then there’s General Motors which has the same car under different badges. The Cadillac Escalade is a Tahoe or Suburban underneath the skin.

The great thing about not having kids is that you have lots of money to spend on whatever you want.

By that logic, my eldest son should have been named “Cobra”…

They should have thought of that nine months ago!

Over at “Baby Blues”, when Wanda was expecting her second child, Darryl suggesting naming it Lexus, so that people would say “The MacPhersons have a Lexus!”