The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 09, 2025

Literal implementation.

He looks like he’s helped himself a lot already.

It seems a bit too self-serving.

That must be the computer books that are more than 5 years old.

Every book is a self-help book.

And then there’s the section where they’re requesting that you add books: Help Your Shelf.

Someone took a second helping

Speed readers?

I’m reminded of the time Sean Connery attempted DIY. A pile of books fell on his head and he said, “I have only myshelf to blame.”

Self Improvement begins with Shelf Improvement

I’m sure the rest of you have noticed that GoComics is advertising a new format at the beginning of April. Dang, I hope this isn’t an elaborate April Fools thing.

They’re going to need a new shipment of “Steal This Book”

Where is the “Old Adult” section?

Either there’s a lot of wackjobs out there or the library’s failing to restock ☺️☺️☺️☺️

The whole library is help yourself. You just have to bring it back.

Steal this Book, by Abby Hoffman.

god helps them that help themselves

Stand in front of it and take a shelfie.

Do library’s and book stores have self-checkouts?

Back in the day I used big blocks for Pyramid.

I used to spend a lot of time at the library but I haven’t stepped inside one for probably at least twenty years.

Big sellers in the 1970s, and pretty much useless. But my company did pay for the manager’s training Dale Carnegie Course to learn how to Win Slaves and Leave no marks.

I’m sorry sir, we are all out of copies of “Steal This Book” by Abbie Hoffman.

That could be taken a couple of different ways.

Where’s the Help Yourself cash register?

Man, Shaggy has really let himself go.