The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 22, 2025

I’m not surprised considering lawsuits are filed for frivolous things.

“ʜᴇʀᴇ’s ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴀᴘ – ɴᴏᴡ ɢᴏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ”

…and don’t forget to TIP!

Those words are FAR wiser than “Have a nice day.”

That store’s staff must be well acquainted with the Lockhorns.

There are nice days weather-wise, and nice days happy-wise. Often the two coincide and the result is greater than the sum of the parts.

One foot facing a not so happy day…(COLD, too! -3F here!)

This is so true as the country sues for a hangnail.

I think it was Steven Wright who wondered if you were supposed to go back to the clerk and apologize if you didn’t have a nice day like you were told.

Seems like somebody got sued over the traditional nicety.

A local diner waitress would tell me to “have a blessed day”. I told her I’m an atheist. She refused to wait on me after that, the owner backed her up. Their loss.

I would hope not! Imagine how much liability that would entail!

We’re here with you. It won’t be that great. :)

I worked in retail, “Have the day that you deserve” I say under my breath.

clerks used to say, “Thank You”

what was wrong with that?

why is that virtually unheard these days?

I’ve always wondered if it was a command. “HAVE A NICE DAY, or else!”

They know it’s the Lockhorns so it’s not likely they’ll have a nice day.

Did someone pee in your Corn Flakes this morning?

I taught my cashiers to say anything but have a nice day.