Part I: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Part II: A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day. At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly. Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates? The intern frowned. “Stampede!” the foreman shouted, and forty thousand head of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp. The two men rolled on the ground grappling beneath the murderous hooves. A left and a right. A left. Another left and right. An uppercut to the jaw. The fight was over. And so the ranch was saved. The young intern sat by himself in one corner of the coffee shop. He had learned about medicine, but more importantly, he had learned something about life.
Finbar Gurdy about 18 hours ago
The cat farted…
phritzg Premium Member about 18 hours ago
The last time I saw Ace, he was holding hands with a guy he called Percival Dunwoody, and they both suddenly vanished into thin air.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 17 hours ago
Depends on the suit.
Grover Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Everybody that can’t swim, hold onto the chandeliers!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 15 hours ago
“When suddenly….”
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Part I: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Part II: A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day. At that very moment, a young intern at City Hospital was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly. Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates? The intern frowned. “Stampede!” the foreman shouted, and forty thousand head of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp. The two men rolled on the ground grappling beneath the murderous hooves. A left and a right. A left. Another left and right. An uppercut to the jaw. The fight was over. And so the ranch was saved. The young intern sat by himself in one corner of the coffee shop. He had learned about medicine, but more importantly, he had learned something about life.
THE END
oakie9531 about 13 hours ago
nothing like a cat fart!
danketaz Premium Member about 11 hours ago
—The gazpacho arrived, and there was much rejoicing.
NolaMan about 11 hours ago
Ace (Ventura) is in the bathroom, the King is a queen, and Megan Fox gives me gas too
willie_mctell about 7 hours ago
Feline flatus?
norphos about 7 hours ago
Ace Powel and Mikey?
norphos about 7 hours ago
Have Billy Dare, Boy Adventurer with Quentin ever appeared in “Super Fun Pak Comix”?