Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 31, 2025

Actually she’s tied to a ladder.

She was mad at something or other, and said “I’m fit to be tied” to someone who took her literally.

But she thinks Frankenstein is the monster’s name, so…

No worries, purdy lady! From the look of those train tracks, I don’t even think Thomas the Tank Engine could run over you.

Well serves you right ya steenky crook Goldilocks. Bye byes.

Well, um… hey lady.. um, those tracks… it looks like you can go ahead and just stand up and walk away with them… it’s.. it’s okay. Actually-Man dropped the ball on this one. Well, actually he was trying to be precise about the train schedule. …er,

Actually you have plenty of time. The train is massively behind schedule.

wheres dudly do right when you need him

Next panel he takes her off of the tracks and unties her.

There was a Monty Python sketch like this except noone was tied to the tracks.

“You’re safe, the train already went by”“How can you tell?”“I can see its tracks!”