Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 17, 2025

Cute.

now wipe your hands on her jacket ☺️

Smiles work on people too.

And then you can wipe your hands dry on them…

My grandson will do that with the automatic hand sanitizers until it runs down his arm if you don’t watch him.

Me wave me bear hand.

Only if you’re little and cute. If you’re an adult and wave at complete strangers, then you’re a weirdo.

Some people can’t resist doing the wave.

It sometimes does.

There’s a whole comic routine about having to do a little dance in the ladies room just to get the hand dryer to work.

At one point those dryers were the wave of the future.

Absolutely priceless! Love it!

So sweet!❤️

And I am a darned ghost (or something). Both faucets and the automatic paper towels rarely work for me. The next person after my attempt? Put their hands under or next to it and it immediately works! Hold my hand there, wave my hand, put it there and move it back forth — nothing, like 85% of the time!