Herman by Jim Unger for January 16, 2025

Why is there so much space between the wall and the headboard?

“Try me.”

He …

Stepped out of his dreams

He is too blunderful

To be what he seems…

A dream scenario…

Looks more like he dreamed of the New Years eve shindig

My wife and I love each other very much. We have not slept together in years.

My snores are so bad that they use the Richter Scale to measure them. The vibrations rearrange the bedroom furniture. The cat clings by its claws to the curtain to keep from getting sucked in.

My wife, on the other hand, practices martial arts in her sleep. She has broken a toe by kicking a wall. Since I find sleeping in a suit of armor uncomfortable, I opted for a separate bed.

She’s gonna ask you to tell her all about it before she tells you it wasn’t a dream.

She must be a sound sleeper to have slept through all the commotion he has caused.

If part of the dream involved eating a giant marshmallow you’d better count the pillows.

You wouldn’t believe the reality he just had.

Cue The Electric Prunes: ♪ “I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)” ♪

The dream where you’re walking in your sleep???

Probably not.

“Oh, I would. You were incredible.”

That good, huh?

Just living the dream.

All I have To Do Is Dream, Dream On, Runnin’ Down a Dream, Dreams…

Pressed in organdy?

Clothed in crinoline?

Of smoky burgundy?

Softer than the rain?