B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 18, 2025

you mean (who never disagreed)

ask me no questions — I’ll tell you no lies

Also known as the Shell Answer Man.

It is also a man with no kids at home.

That’s easy. Every man you see, or so they think.

It’s risky, but the man can give his answers to his wife.

All he has to do is tell her that they are “Rhetorical Answers”:

Rhetorical Answers are answers that don’t require a question.

or married

Is that your final answer?

A man only has all the answers until he has someone to answer to

Show me a man who doesn’t have all the answers, and I’ll show you a man with no internet connection.

A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.

FIFY: “And I will show you a woman who is dead.”

Sometimes the silent treatment works!!!!

And I’ll show you a many who was never asked a question by a woman.

She’s smart not to feed his ego…LOL

now THAT got a out loud laugh!

Well, wives are Directors … no question about it.

…and I’ll show you an encyclopedia salesman!

“The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don’t know.” – Albert Einstein

He may have all the answers, but often, all the answers are wrong.

I still have some questions.

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” — Dr. Seuss

He started talking as soon as she opened her mouth to ask…