Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 18, 2025

P2: Nice to see Fistpump Man is doing well enough financially to spring for the arm extension.

La femme will make this interesting.

The Jefferson Jeffs VS The Milford Milfs!

Of all the consequences of changing the artist, the deterioration in @signman’s work is the most disturbing.

Where are they playing this game? Madison Square Garden?

In the team picture there were MAYBE a dozen rows of bleachers in the background and no second level. So much for continuity in GT.

What’s the deal with the fan in P-2, with the Easter Island head, behind Rod’s left elbow?

Do Rachel and Henry have ADD? Dory from Finding Nemo has better focus than their multiple “storylines.”

Bulls On Parade

#Day920ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

#Day110ofGilThorpFansForcedToEndurePre-kindergartenLevelArtwork

jefferson jeffs have a arena and theres gonna be wheelchair basketball after cool

thumbs up honeychild and please dont grow a mustache

jefferson jeffs will use a tanning bed at halftime and take some vitamin d to hopefully get back in the game

P1: Isn’t that Goaltending? P2: What a bunch of Blockheads !!

Finally, the Gil Thorp x Happy Days crossover that we’ve been waiting for.

I thought today we would see the Hockey Team group,since Henry is showing all Milford’s Wintet teams. But they must be waiting for the lake to ice over.

Worth Repeating:#Day920ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

#Day110ofGilThorpFansForcedToEndurePre-kindergartenLevelArtwork

I’ve seen the Wave go around, but never top to bottom before.

P1: a well drawn college gym.P2: a less well drawn high school gym with faceless fans.P3: No background but quite a thumb there.

Enough of this travesty. Taking Mrs. Bear to a real BB game. Have a super day Snark Nation.

Good hands today, Rachel

WHAT high school has a gym with a balcony in the bleachers?

Henry’s gonna write a twist to this story. Milford goes undefeated but on the eve of the State Championship game, Rodney’s having gone to a pro tryout will cause Milford to forfeit all of their games due to his ineligibility.

P-1: The JJ player misses a Lay-up, and Rodney swats an easy rebound out of Bounds, Jefferson’s ball.

P-2: Rodney makes an unbelievable one-handed grab for a First Down.

P-3: Now, we know why he didn’t make the Pros. Rodney is all thumbs.

Yay, I made today’s strip. Wait, which one is me? That guy? Or that guy? Or that guy? Or that guy? Or that guy? Or that guy? All I know is I’m not the lady in the front row.

I remember my kid getting a chance to play one high school game at The Palace before it was demolished. They had a lot of high school games there, obviously for a fee. I’m assuming that’s why they’re in a massive arena today. And speaking of massive, it would be a massive mistake to not read Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2025/01/18/pay-attention-rod/

So now Henry is just a part-time writer and a part-time troll.