Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2025

  1. The monkey
    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    hope he didn’t get crabs from the toilet seat

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Lol

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wisdom received!

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    distortion Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Seafood buffet!

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  5. The monkey
    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    has it been three days already?

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    bobpickett1  about 1 month ago

    TMI

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Well in underwater it get spread all over around em. No wonders thems look so flabbergasted.

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    Pickled Pete  about 1 month ago

    Clem, the stinker!

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    yikes – my mind just flashed back the Smell of dissecting in biology lab.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 1 month ago

    Curious! Is the pearl inside the clam, talking to the clam? Or is the clam just speaking to itself? The bubble is pointing to center. Not being facetious… genuinely curious. :-)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Probably from eating at the Clams Casino.

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  12. The monkey
    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    aww… SHELL no!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At least he didn’t chowder.

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    NolaMan  about 1 month ago

    I thought he was refering to wisdom, then I noticed the toilet…

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  15. The monkey
    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    so… would that make pearls – anal beads?

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    Jml58  about 1 month ago

    Pearls are made by irritating an oyster.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    my question is: how’d he/she manage to get up on the toilet??… (I’ll clam up now and await your response…)

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    CleverHans Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If this was the BC strip, somebody would be saying

    “Clams got gas!”

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    He seems a little flushed.

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