Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2025

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    ʲᔆ  about 12 hours ago

    hope he didn’t get crabs from the toilet seat

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 10 hours ago

    Lol

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 10 hours ago

    Wisdom received!

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    distortion Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    Seafood buffet!

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    ʲᔆ  about 8 hours ago

    has it been three days already?

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    bobpickett1  about 7 hours ago

    TMI

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    Gent  about 7 hours ago

    Well in underwater it get spread all over around em. No wonders thems look so flabbergasted.

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    Pickled Pete  about 5 hours ago

    Clem, the stinker!

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    KEA  about 4 hours ago

    yikes – my mind just flashed back the Smell of dissecting in biology lab.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 3 hours ago

    Curious! Is the pearl inside the clam, talking to the clam? Or is the clam just speaking to itself? The bubble is pointing to center. Not being facetious… genuinely curious. :-)

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 hours ago

    Probably from eating at the Clams Casino.

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 hours ago

    aww… SHELL no!

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    Rick Smith Premium Member 44 minutes ago

    At least he didn’t chowder.

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    NolaMan  18 minutes ago

    I thought he was refering to wisdom, then I noticed the toilet…

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    ʲᔆ  3 minutes ago

    so… would that make pearls – anal beads?

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