Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 21, 2025

What if “HIM” turns out to be a “HER”?

The Eleventh Commandment?

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Adam Warlock?

The top 20 donors get Bibles autographed by the authors and an original 15 commandments tablets.

Always check caller ID, in case it’s from the other place.

This must be pretty serious. They apparently weren’t getting the message (the “regular” way).

………..and, He is NOT pleased!

A FAX? You’ve been hacked. HE only writes on stone tablets.

Pope?

Yeah, our omniscient God is still using a fax machine to communicate.

“Oh God” another one?

’s OK, the scary ones are from his wife.

I thought we blocked him.

Paraphrasing Captain Kirk (William Shatner) in the otherwise utterly forgettable Star Trek V, “What does God need with a fax machine?”

He’s been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty

You’d think he would be up to e-mail by now.