Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 25, 2025

Always read the fine print….

At least home wrecking isn’t required.

Stay budget! ‘Light housekeeping’ means the lamps aren’t automated and do not have electric eyes.

Lighthouse keeping? Very important to keep lighthouses in good working order so ships won’t crash on the rocks.

His dialog isn’t logical. If they already have reservations they should know the cost and arrangements.

or ask aaa

Just wait until you find out what you have to do to get those .25₵ a dozen eggs and .50₵ a gallon gasoline you’ve been promised. It’s been five days now and it’s no where in sight. But then were there really any morons that actually believed in such promises?

“Budget Resort” is the annual Republitardd failure to fund the government.

They like to make you feel at home, “Take out the trash too”.

ICE has already deported the resort’s staff…

I saw camel once! SO MUCH A BIG DOG, also still hate Thanos, very smelly dog, then saw sqirrel. MUCH CONCERN

Hey!, YOU No, not the other guy behind you, YOU! Did you know that if me have 10 almonds, and eat ONE—me have less almonds?

I don’t care how magnets work. HOW MARBLES DO, they have NO SMELL

James K. Polk built an independent treasury. YET NEVER PUNCHED a DONUT in a fight with JOHNNY QUEST! Is why, so mystery

Boy, I bet it’s sad to lose in a fight with a gerbil. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW, you smug little jerk Fluffy.

Who win in big fight, Patty Duke or Patty Duke? WHY GIVE ME SO MANY MYSTERY, dumb life?!

Apparently, he forget to check Trip Advisor before booking

Look at Mother Goose and Grimm today.