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Wait a minute. You put a toilet by the window and Michael falls in the window and he doesn’t land in the toilet? I think there was a comedy opportunity missed here. Let’s try that again with the seat up.
Ok, so there’s ONE reason why you should put the seat down. In the event that someone breaks into your bathroom window, which is situated just above your toilet, and he slips and falls, he won’t drown. If he’s a thief, I’d say that’s one of the hazards of the job.
Yeah Mike, people don’t start out that way, but some of the oldies surely end up that way don’t they. It’s like Indiana Jones says “It ain’t the years baby, it’s the mileage!” ;-)
I had to enter a house on e by climb8ng in the windows and my foot got wet. I looked down and saw that I’d stuck my foot in the toilet bowl since the toilet was right underneath the window and its seat had been left up. To me the only worse bathroom faux pas is to finish your shower and leave the middle knob set on shower since it doesn’t automatically reset back to bath so someone comes on and gets hit by a blast of water from the shower when they turn on the water. I have had this lifetime ph9bia of 3 handle tub showers and here I am 60 for God’s sake!
howtheduck 4 days ago
Wait a minute. You put a toilet by the window and Michael falls in the window and he doesn’t land in the toilet? I think there was a comedy opportunity missed here. Let’s try that again with the seat up.
GirlGeek Premium Member 4 days ago
Next time, it would be better to just knock on the door
Tantor 4 days ago
Is it the death of MP???
snsurone76 4 days ago
Would she really have wanted to smash a good table lamp??
snsurone76 4 days ago
Gawd, that woman is creepy! I wonder how she looked in her young years.
Coopersdad 4 days ago
That woman is a bit of a bee!
Farside99 4 days ago
I think he got sober pretty quick!
MReese 4 days ago
Dingle doesn’t see so good with her teeth out.
Argythree 4 days ago
Mike’s just lucky she had a lamp and not a gun!
M2MM 4 days ago
NO ONE wants to wake “the dragon.” :D
French Persons' Treasury of Self-Applauding Batty Premium Member 4 days ago
You don’t mess with Mrs. D…
SquidGamerGal 4 days ago
Uh-oh… That’s the look of somebody who’ve heard all the excuses and I’m pretty sure she ain’t buying Mike’s excuse!
g04922 4 days ago
Haha… Mike is lucky she didn’t own a gun. The outcome may have not been so funny ;(
BJDucer 4 days ago
Ok, so there’s ONE reason why you should put the seat down. In the event that someone breaks into your bathroom window, which is situated just above your toilet, and he slips and falls, he won’t drown. If he’s a thief, I’d say that’s one of the hazards of the job.
ctolson 4 days ago
Mike continues to think to himself – " Mrs Dingle is in just as ugly a mood when woken up in the middle of the night as she is at mid-day."
Jeffin Premium Member 4 days ago
And yet, there she is, totally woke.
Daltongang Premium Member 4 days ago
Death by bedside lamp, a good tragedy story it would not be.
ladykat Premium Member 4 days ago
You don’t want to wake up and aggravate the landlady, Michael!
lnrokr55 4 days ago
Yeah Mike, people don’t start out that way, but some of the oldies surely end up that way don’t they. It’s like Indiana Jones says “It ain’t the years baby, it’s the mileage!” ;-)
Popeye1940 4 days ago
Makes my landlady look like Mother Theresa.
lindz.coop Premium Member 3 days ago
Ever.
rushfan200 3 days ago
I had to enter a house on e by climb8ng in the windows and my foot got wet. I looked down and saw that I’d stuck my foot in the toilet bowl since the toilet was right underneath the window and its seat had been left up. To me the only worse bathroom faux pas is to finish your shower and leave the middle knob set on shower since it doesn’t automatically reset back to bath so someone comes on and gets hit by a blast of water from the shower when they turn on the water. I have had this lifetime ph9bia of 3 handle tub showers and here I am 60 for God’s sake!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 days ago
Why do I hear Universal Studios horror film music….