Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 22, 2025

My first impression was that he’s a vampire.

THAT’S WHEN I GOT IN TROUBLE….Right after she asked if I had a wine cellar, she cofidently said “I know how to handle a corkscrew!”

Meanwhile her husband were making out with his wife in the next room.

For lovers Chip and Monica, it would be magical — their Abracadabra Honeymoon!

honey over-the-moon…

They got divorced, married each other, and finally consummated their previous marriages.

We are married dear. Just not to each other.

Is he a, Vampyer?

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Careful pal. Not gets into the old alimoney trap.

Why spoil a good thing?

Marriage is vastly overrated.

No need to go crazy, my dear.

Like the song says ’don’t stop till you get it right’.

Is there a bowl with keys in it somewhere?

It’s happened……Oy vey!

“Next time let’s try taking our clothes off first!”

GAL: LAY OFF, ROMEO! I don’t know how much longer my husband will keep believing these hickies are late blooming birthmarks!!

Okay, but we can still have honeymoons with other people, right?

But why spoil the mood?

I had several exceptional “honeymoons” but they all eventually went back to their fiancés. :(

maybe a bit more practice first…

I knew a girl who had a honeymoon every Friday after bowling……with a different bowler…………….unfortunately I was never one of them!!??

Where’s the fun in that?