Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 18, 2025

Takes “body shaming” to “grave” heights.

The Marion Barry diet.

That cracks us up

…and your job, and your house, and your family….

It’s a self-help article for plumbers.

Not all it’s cracked up to be.

Dibs on that leftover pizza!

crack attack…

’’Now she tells me!"

My crack doesn’t weigh a thing it’s to two giant things on its sides that weigh a lot.

Crack isn’t all it’s cracked up to be but it beats meth or fentanyl, unless you have a death wish.

Thems sure look too well fed for homeless hungry peoples.

Better living through chemistry…

Did Robert Kennedy Jr. write this article?

Expensive weight loss plan!!!!!!

And they didn’t mean butt-crack…

Probably written by some crackpot, who was on crack and pot.

A guy I grew up with (played bass in all the HS bands I sang in or roadied for; became Produce Manager at the local grocery) lost a bunch of weight. My mom asked him how & he told her he’d stopped drinking milk.

I waited until she was out of the room to laugh; I knew he was selling coke, and mainlining it.

Hey you’re spilling the wine, that stuff ain’t cheap.

You could lose more than that right now if you ditched your buddy.