Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 26, 2025

I don’t thiñk so.

“Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.”

Goodfellas

National Spouse Day? I always thought that was a bird!

Local spouse only. We can definitely finish each other’s sentences.

That makes my wife angry…….

I hope the 5150 is a Van Halen reference and not the mental health crises code of involuntary detainment! And yes I know that’s what VH was referencing.

That’s a good joke, it took me a min to get it.

He must be crazy

We’ve been married so long, we’re on our second bottle of tabasco sauce

Do married people live longer?

Or does it just seem that way?

Free Dave!

Unfortunately, yours is a run on sentence. :)

In California, Dave’s prison number (5150) suggests that he’s either a danger to himself/others, or he agreed to be where he is (given the choice). Either way, and that being the case, methinks he’s stuck …!

( sez me, esquired but no shingle … crazy, huh? )

5150 I love it LOL the prison guard has no firearm which is correct, no prison guards state or Federal can have a gun inside the pen.

great, Dave… what’d ya do now!

We missed National Irish Coffee Day, yesterday.

In one week, it will be 45 years for me. I was hoping for a parole, but the warden (my wife) says she hasn’t seen any good behavior.

OU812

Good one, Dave!!! ❤️

This may explain why there was no comic yesterday…