Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 18, 2025

Smurfs destroy your brain cells!

Lets go Smurfing!

Ugg boots at a Bieber concert? LOL ( I dunno, maybe?)

You an do better than “yea big”. It’s well-documented that Smurfs are “three apples high”.

Bucky is right. After all, Mighty Mouse was a mouse. But he could kick tail with the best of them.

Bucky just described the plot of ‘A Bug’s Life’.

Like Eiffel 65 sang “I’m Blue, I’m as blue as can be”!

A blue wave ? That’s what the dopey democrats thought.

Ugh, smurf it all! What is wrong with that smurfin’ cat?

Nuke the Smurfs!

Rob’s looking a bit blue.

Kinda like fire ants.

Rob, you’re safe, poor baby.

And when smurfs get sunburnt, they’re really ugly.

I am LOLing!!!! Again!!!!!

“Safe” being relative.

Find Quisling Smurf and get him on your side. Then send him back into Smurf Village to destroy them from within.

Rob needs to up his medication! Talking animals? Does he think he’s in the comics?

Smurfs freak me out. 1 Smurfette and hundreds of Smurfs.

I want to know what Bucky thinks of Gargamel.

Flannel shirts at a K.D. Lang concert?

Smurfs are just Nac Mac Feegles on happy pills.

There was a theory proposed by French sociologist Antoine Buéno about fifteen years ago that the Smurfs are an allegory of Nazism and Communism. Buéno also addressed the allegation that Peyo, the creator of the Smurfs, had the idea of a black fly that would sting a Smurf and cause their skin to become “jet black”. In addition the victim was reduced to a primitive and became a complete moron.