Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 10, 2025

I forget. Is it the FBI or the Air Force that’s been concealing that guy all this time?

Space aliens are real, the Air Force doesn’t exist

I see the one eye, but where is the one horn? And can he fly?

Debunked: when you fall out of the bunk bed.

Watch out for the probe. Unless maybe you’re into that. ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/¯

For just one dollar, how realistic can you expect the information to be?

Little known fact: conspiracies use bunk beds!

[old joke]

Conspiracy theorist dies and goes to Heaven.

St. Peter says that all new arrivals get to ask God one question.

The guy asks God who really killed JFK?

“It was Oswald. He acted alone.”

As the guy walks away he says to St. Peter “The conspiracy is even bigger than I’d imagined.”

If you haven’t seen the Weird Al parody “Foil”, look it up on YouTube. It’s hilarious.

If you prove that a theory is true, are you bunking it?

Watch out if he asks you to pull his gesnorkel.

He’s an alien – deport him.

Yes. We’re waste deep in it now.

What if “they” were actually here first, like some suggest. Wouldn’t that make us the aliens?

M.T.G. without makeup.

I dare the ICE guys to (try to) take it back where it “came from”.

He’s a one-eyed, flying purple people eater.

It flies a Tic Tac according to the US Navy.

I want to know just who gave Dave the idea for this cartoon?

It takes a conspiracy theory to know one.

Newest member of Trumps cabinet?