Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 05, 2025

One from each end and one from under the arm.

Different, maybe, but probably not better.

I do not think that is a feasible career choice.

That’s Hammie for you. Always willing to toot his own horn.

Better, and no doubt smellier.

People visiting my department at work would usually chuckle at my mail collection sound… one of the pig snorts from Angry Birds.

And probably include smells as well.

Maybe he could record them and sell them as Hammie’s Custom Audio Emojis, for text messages.

smell mail

SMAIL

Hammie is an entremanureal genius!

Personally, I want my Siri voice to be Samuel L. Jackson. If Hammie can do a good job imitating him, I’ve got a 1099 for him to fill out.