Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 06, 2025

Not a commendable “commandment”.

Mountaintop guru #2 today. Non Sequitur had #1. Maybe we can go for a hat trick.

Unless you have a Mastercard. What is in your wallet?

At all times, I guess.

As if you is gots it yourself.

A wise decision.

Most people wouldn’t understand wisdom if it was written in big block letters on a billboard.

What do you mean? I just climbed this $#@% mountain and I’ll get an answer if I have to knock the enlightenment outta ya.

Some people are just too dumb to be enlightened. They need something stronger than a guru for them to be able to see the light.

More gurus:

Https://www.gocomics.Com/pearlsbeforeswine/2025/02/06

Https://www.gocomics.Com/nonsequitur/2025/02/06

Not that he has achieved such wisdom himself, but if he ever does, he doesn’t have to share. So there!

Temporary stupidity is clearly always available.

Wise choice.

It would have been a lot nicer if you had placed that sign at the bottom of the mountain.

No shoes, no shirt, no wisdom.

an’ just make sure you’re wearing a shirt and shoes….

He reserves the right to add a credit card processing fee.

The major secret to eternal wisdom is learning to breathe at high altitude. The higher you can get, the fewer people bug you. Inner peace and outer peace both balance. Instant satori!

“what would you do for a klondike bar?”