Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 28, 2025

It’s long gone. Now the real fun begins.

When men get old it’s Morse Code.

Go fishing, Dan.

The answer my friend, is written in the snow.

Aren’t bars supposed to, by law, have public restrooms, male and female?

Cursive is easier. Less starting and stopping.

Hey it shares an etymology with pen.

Make sure it’s your own handwriting.

Next……….a cigarette!!!!!!

I’d like to see the ladies accomplish this?

Well, hold on, I don’t mean to imply that I desire to see ladies urinate. I’d like to see the results of the ladies trying to accomplish this.

And I don’t refer to damp items of apparel, either. (Man, some of you out there have dirty minds!)

Reminds me of an old joke…Nixon old. So, one day Pres. Nixon gets up and looks out the window at the new fallen snow. And there, right under his window is “Nixon S_cks” written in urine. So, he sends out a SS detail to find out who did it. They come back and report, “Well, we have good news and bad news.” “The good news is that the urine is Agnew’s.”

So, what’s the bad news Nixon asks. “It’s in your wife—Pat’s, handwriting,”

Some people never grow up.