The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 04, 2025

Gotta get some energy for the day somehow.

The police got there before you…your fault!

Honesty is not always the best policy. Just should have said yes the backup on the freeway.

You should have driven right by it to the office.

Must be Dunkin’ because you never blame Tim Horton.

It’s not in Brutus to lie. He should have done exactly what he did, with one additional thing. Buy a donut for the boss. “Here chief, I got you a cruller. Hope you like it.”

He’s excused.

Dollars to donuts?

The boss’s response will depend on how many donuts Brutus brought him.

Well . . . where’s the donuts?!

shoulda bought a dozen for the office…

I hope you brought enough for the whole office! Then you’ll be forgiven!

You should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque Brutus .

They are driving by sense of smell

You should have bought a doughnut for the boss, Brutus.

And the Truth shall set you free. HO HO HO. Bribe the chief with a cream filled donut Brutus

did you save him any? he might forgive you if you share. :D

True story. My sister in law was visiting and likes her morning coffee. She saw a line of cars but figured the coffee must be good. It turns out it was a bikini barista stand and the coffee wasn’t that good either she told us

Honesty is not always the best policy…………

So where’s the donuts?!

The Line at Starbucks is often an impediment to all local traffic here.

“And here is your favorite” should have been the next words out of his lips, but l doubt it…..

So 2 days after his revisited New Year’s resolution Brutus is off the diet already. Looks like same old same old for 2025

Well, we know where Brutus’ priorities lie.

I saw a video where the narrator shows a Krispy Kream donut then shows all the other things that have more sugar and I was like I want a Krispy Kreme donut.

It wouldn’t be Brutus if he left home early enough to stop and get himself some donuts.

And you didn’t bring me one?

Donuts first, work second

I don’t know much about Lawyers. But a friend of mine had a lawyer that got a case of Sodomy reduced to Following to close . . . . . .

Brutus, if you’re going to shoot yourself in the foot by being that honest with the boss, you might as well go all the way and point out that every minute you’re late is a minute you not messing something up. Of course, that might put the idea in Veeblefester’s head that he’d be better off without you for every one of the 2,100 minutes of the work week (7 hours per day times 60 minutes times 5 days, for anyone who was wondering).