Herman by Jim Unger for February 14, 2025

Hint, hint…

I hear he gave his sweetheart chocolate covered bananas, then slipped on the peels.

You’d think he’d remember if it was on Valentine’s Day.

And his “better half” is in jail. :D

No, it’s the one she bumped in the hall !

He’s the one that not only forgot his wedding anniversary, he also forgot Valentines and his wife’s birthday. 3 time loser.

I’m told he forgot to take his shoes off when he entered the house. Wife broke his arm first, and then when he had the nerve to bleed on the floor, she broke his leg. Then she got annoyed by his screams of pain and hit his skull with a crowbar.

My wife and I are going to visit the flying monkeys today.

No. It’s the one who said her age out loud.

Apparently, he forgot about Valentines Day….

He just forgot Valentine’s Day. The guy in the morgue is the one who forgot his wedding anniversary.

A really tough memory aid for future events.

In 31 years, my wife has forgotten our anniversary 3 times. One of those was excused as I also forgot (our daughter was in ICU).

He may get out in time to remember the next one.

I did that once.

Once.

Now he can celebrate his divorce anniversary.

Pretty astute, but he got caught looking at an underwear ad.