B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 10, 2025

The predecessor of catnip.

As long as it’s not squirrel-nip. Run if he gets too close!

I still don’t get it.

Where there’s sauce for the goose and gander, there’s sauce for the bronto too.

Bronto-nip can apparently make a dinosaur more flexible (at least in its neck region).

The best bit is that I took so long to make out that the Bronto’s head was upside down and saw the teeth as eyes and was wondering what the deal was with the mouth. I need more coffee.

Of course now-a-days it should probably be called Apato-nip, though some pæleontologists may disagree.

This could be nip and tuck.

Don’t worry he will not eat you, but he will eat you out of house and home.

Not to worry. According to lore this is normal for a light dose. The time to worry is when he see two squirrels at the same time- 1 upside down and the other right side up

Yep, commonly called FOOD.

“New In Package”, and according to TV’s The Big Bang Theory, it stays that way or becomes more worthless than today’s buying power of a 1920 dollar. Anyone see a pack of gum for a nickle or a gallon of gasoline for a quarter lately? I’m thinking of quitting GasBuddy because they’re bugging me reporting Favorite Station price changes of under 1%.

This is why the dinosaurs went extinct. When they saw that asteroid coming, they were “nipped” and couldn’t care less

Maybe……

An old theory of dinosaur extinction is that flowering plants poisoned them. In this case got them so stoned they walked into the swamps and became crude oil./s

Getting high has been around for milleniums, I could see Neanderthal lighting up a fat one after a day of hunting and gathering.

Time to see the Dino Doctor.