Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 19, 2025

And I’m willing to work flexible hours.

I’m happy to take short cuts and work for half pay.

My weak point is that I’ll be here only half the time.

She only has a bit role in this act.

Not only did she graduate in the top half of her class, but she also graduated in the bottom half.

Most people graduate in the bottom 99 % of their class.

… “and, the ‘real’ magic happens in the bottom half.”

He can only pay you half, now…he’s not a magician, ya know…

She’s close to getting the job…

… well, I’d say she’s half-way there.

She majored in cutting edge technology.

it’s a 50/50 chance whether she gets the job…

I expected these half-a$$ed jokes.

Magician’s assistant is perfect for me! My last boss said I was good at disappearing when things got busy.

She was a cut above the rest.

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This may win an award for Most Unnecessary Caption.

She has cutting wit!

She seems like a bottom~less bragger

How does she put on her pants?

What halve you done to yourself?

who else wants to tickle her feet?

what a cut-up she is.

Good one Ralph …!

( I barely “saw” what you said )

Yeah, a real cutup ! ;-)

She must be hoping for a better gig than Rabbits Against Magic…

But can she think outside the box?

Hopefully, she makes the cut

She’s changed her whole career path.

i wonder if she has a half sister?

Ah, Ralph – you make the best puns!