Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 24, 2025

You sound like hot stuff.

Proof that an IQ test can also be failed.

Double it and add 32.

He’s more like room temperature…in winter.

So, are you telling us that if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid?

97 celsius and partly stupid…

Yeah, right

“And my weight is 250. In kilometers”.

He thinks he’s clever … Maybe that’s the temperature at which he fried his brain.

At least it’s not thermomoyard instead of thermometer …!

He learned everything while stationed at Fort Bragg.

His Psyco Doctor stuck the meter up the wrong orifice … where the sun don’t shine, and forgot to remove it … that’s the way I gauge it.

Yeah, take your IQ and add $5 and you can have a Starbucks ! ;-)

nope, Kelvin

I don’t see an ounce or gram of reason to this conversation.