Pickles by Brian Crane for February 26, 2025

He should add Hai Karate.

Ah, the classic scent of Old Aqua Brut!

A diabolical move to secure victory in the game being played.

With a glob of Ben-Gay mixed in.

All that to hide the scent of the fruity smelling shampoo,

Earl must have the last bottle of Old Spice; it’s been discontinued…

You overdid it, Earl!

I remember a girl in high school who over did the perfume as well!

Stop using shampoo?

Earl’s new game-winning strategy might work!

How many times has someone walked by/near you and you actually tasted their perfume/cologne? Less can be more in this case. WHEW! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

A bit of overkill, Earl!

Earl might finally be coming into his X-Man powers as ‘Effluvius’ AKA ‘Stinkbug’.

He had an Axe to grind with Pearl.

I worked with a guy who smelled like he took a bath in Old Spice. A little goes a long way. RIP, M.K.

Earl, you just created the formula for Axe® Body Spray!! Oh, the horror!

I never understood the appeal of making oneself stink.

“If your grandfather hadn’t worn Old Spice, you wouldn’t be here” :). Still use it today!

It’s now referred to as “OLD SPOUSE”.

I overdid the cologne once when I didn’t have time to shower – I was summarily told I smelled like a whᴏrehᴏuse

“My eyes are burning.” Cheech and Chong comedy sketch from the mid-70’s after one let’s one loose in the truck of a car as they sneak people in the drive-in. That whole album is hilarious.

Classic “old man” smell

Yeah, but why?

There’s a woman at work that I swear must have a bath in her perfume. It’s so pervasive that you can tell that she coming before she even arrives as the smell seems to arrive before she does. If you’re in a meeting room with her, a number of us can’t help but cough, it’s so strong

Probably the birds are dropping out of the trees!!

Under no circumstances light a match!

Stick to just the Old Spice!

It’s a checkers winning strategy.