Herman by Jim Unger for February 24, 2025

Not exactly double your pleasure, double the fun

I think " “yum yum yummy, gum gum gum” would be better.

They had to change their motto after getting into trouble over their previous motto, “Put Gum in your Gas Tank.”

I wonder how much someone was paid to come up with that slogan.

I just felt a sudden urge to spend my life savings on it.

Shouldn’t it be “Yum yum yummy, gum gum gummy”?

Label Warning: “For Mastication Only. Do not swallow for your Tum Tum Tummy.”

I wonder how he’s going to Wrigley out of this mess up.

The ‘creative team’ couldn’t even get their own hideous idea articulated correctly. I think we’ve located the right department for massive budget cuts.

Then there is that famous slogan “Nutty crunch, nutty crunch, you’re nut gonna like it!”

Is it any worse than the insurance company slogan, “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty”. If you say it 3 times it sinks in, I guess.

Who chew? You chew! Ach chew.

Well Boss, it was a deadlock for over six hours with half the team voting for ‘Gum Bubble’. I finally had to step in and show them why you made me team leader.

And they worked overtime to do it.

Are we still in the brainstorming stage?:

As a jingle, it’s rather catchy, but as a name? Time to get a new creative team.

Yummy yummy yummy, I got gum in my tummy. Sounds like a song