Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 05, 2025

“Sicker” liquor.

Sounds like wedding cake

Stop talking about my wife and tell me about the wine…

It pairs well with fish…and some politics.

Oops, brought out a bottle of Whine.

Sump’n ya wanna talk about there, Mister Waiter?

‘’No thanks….I’ll have a mint, they’re only wafer-thin.’’

Must be the Pinot Noir.

The not-so-illusive Vintage of Truth.

just leave the bottle…

I will have some of what he’s having. Blame the news, or the noise variety to be exact.

Darnit garçon, I ordered wine not a wife.

Despair? I am not really feeling it, have you got something with a hint of ennui?

It’s for the “When-you-end-up-eating-and-drinking-alone” special.

That’s the one! Just leave the bottle……

Oh, so it’s a dry?

Must be Russian wine…

And the finish is reminiscent of peasant feet.

Stand Up Comedian wine?

“ Now that I’ve described you, let me tell you about this wine.”

Yep…that despair WILL come later!!!!

Made from sour grapes. :)

Are you talking about my date?

That pairs well with reality.

Trump Vodka

now I know why I don’t drink more wine

Eating alone again Donald?