Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 22, 2025

“Scorch” pirates.

Why do they even have one in the first place?

Good question.

When he was alive, he was a preacher. He thinks he’s still in the pull-pit.

WHAT R U GOING 2 DO TORTURE ME?

Rather, “fire-less” alarm?

I thought that’s what it was for?!

It’s really annoying when it seems like the fire alarm keeps going off.

How can you get any rest around here with the alarm always going off?

give him Hell…!

Why does the fire alarm only go off when it is cold outside? oh. Never mind.

I guess behaviors carry over in hell!!!!

I doubt if there’re sprinklers installed. Just resign yourself to your fate.

What are going to do, send him to hell again?

Seems he’d be good on your team, the little devil.

Mephistopheles…Mephis-stop-please.

That’s Jamaal Bowman’s job.

Yep, it’s a new expression: “As useless as fire alarms in H@ll!”

Don’t you know we can’t afford for our fire to be extinguished?

Satan says “Dang”???

Haha! I figured there would be a water alarm or maybe a snow alarm. Oh No! Hell is freezing over!

Yeah, what a prankster, I can see why he’s here.

The worst part, because it’s Hell, is the low battery warning beeps incessantly every night at 3 AM.

not cool pulling the alarm