Close to Home by John McPherson for March 08, 2025

He sucks alrght!

Ish. Not in this lifetime.

Maybe he could suck that thumb of hers!

And you thought that your job sucked

Ewwwwww

At least he’s using a straw, instead of making physical contact with the area that needs suction.

Cross your legs, lady.

Once she’s on the stirrups, it’s giddy up.

Before I read the caption, I thought it would be something like ’we’re out of novocain, Frank here will play the flute to soothe you’.

Okay… that just took a visit to the dentist to whole ‘nuther level!

Uncle Al looked 30 yrs old with a full head of hair when he started this morning.

Um, Bleeb? Did you get squished or are you just chillin’ down there?

Suck but don’t swallow

I can’t say this strongly enough: EWEEEEEEEEUUU!!!!!!!

Al ( as in Albert) and AI (as in artificial) are colliding.

This is just downright SICK!

That device SUCKS. I have even told my dentist that.

I didn’t think they made you wear hospital gowns at the dentist.

Shopvac!

Cancel that appointment.

Perhaps suck the water outta her knees!

Well his breath will finally smell better…

EWWWW, YUCK!!!

Ugh……

“Don’t worry, everything‘s gonna be Al right.”

Uncle Al? The uncle you told me about a few months back that was in the asylum?

MOMMY!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOL!

Looks like that will fill the slob with slobber.

The American Dental Association wants a word. And your license. And to…wait, is that a South Park School of Dentistry diploma?

ewwwww

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

Uncle Al the Kiddies’ Pal? Do any of you remember where that was from?

I agree with everyone who said “yuck” and “ewwww.”

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

EEwww!

AI isn’t taking over the dentistry profession. It’s Uncle Al. (I always read Al as A.I.)

We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert.

Sheesh, I hope the drilling device isn’t broken also.

He promises no back wash, he’s a professional sucker.

I remember the days when dentists didn’t use suction. You just leaned over and spit into a white porcelain bowl with swirling water. EEww indeed.

“Excuse me for a moment, Doctor. I need to do an Internet search for a malpractice lawyer.”