B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 08, 2025

Jousting events became much more popular when the knights switched from tortoises to horses. And the events didn’t take weeks or months anymore.

They probably had a lower death and injury rate with tortoises.

Slow and steady, wins the race.

What triggers a Spanish man’s Fight or Flight response?

His-Panic.

If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.

Because sin90 = cot45

After much work with my therapist, I learned what topics were triggering my bulimia.

So now I won’t be bringing that up any more.

I can’t watch football anymore, it’s too triggering.

Every play has an offensive line.

The snail isn’t too swift (street smarts), because although the words, “slow and bro” rhyme, I think the sign reads “slow” instead of warning “bro”!

That was the USPS who spoke.

I think I’m in an airport…that joke is way over their heads

And now their trying to control our running kids with sign that read “SLOW CHILDREN.”

How long until we get there?

STOP the Commercials, It’s gone to far, there is no comic left. Is it GoComics or Go Commercials ?

You’re already slow, guys. If you go any slower, you’ll be stationary.

Tortoises live a long time but snails aren’t so lucky

The warning prevented a lot of slimy smash ups against the armored turtles.

Well, Google Maps users do try to warn of Speedtraps But, I’d have to stop, pull over, and hunt for the button.

Where’s the Sunday strip?

Huh. I wonder why there is no strip for March 9th, 2025…

Did the artist oversleep with time change? Where’s today’s comic?

IMO they’re both fairly safe.

Here’s today’s strip for 3/9:

Https://www.arcamax.Com/thefunnies/bc/

If Deer Crossing signs were taken down, Deer would no longer cross there.

Didn’t this strip run this one yesterday?

Take your time