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Another way to make correct predictions is to be so ambiguous that you’re right no matter what happens. Like the ancient oracles (of Delphi, Thebes, etc.) that were consulted by Croesus, king of Lydia. According to Herodotus, Croesus asked them whether he should attack the Persians. They answered that he would destroy a great empire if he did so. Croesus took this to mean that he would be successful; but it was his empire, not that of the Persians, that was defeated.
BasilBruce 3 days ago
My prediction: You are looking at a screen right now.
davidob 3 days ago
I’m having a screening fit.
Vistoso's Mesquite #4 hole 3 days ago
Is the bridge over river Kwai for sale or would a denture joke fit in this space?
steveh64 3 days ago
Another way to make correct predictions is to be so ambiguous that you’re right no matter what happens. Like the ancient oracles (of Delphi, Thebes, etc.) that were consulted by Croesus, king of Lydia. According to Herodotus, Croesus asked them whether he should attack the Persians. They answered that he would destroy a great empire if he did so. Croesus took this to mean that he would be successful; but it was his empire, not that of the Persians, that was defeated.
Dobie Premium Member 3 days ago
That’s AMAZING! How’d they know?!
Kaputnik 3 days ago
A Horacescope.
InTraining Premium Member 3 days ago
Better go check your mail, Horace… April 15th is coming up fast…!
Gent 3 days ago
Me rather seeing theengs in cinemascope. No needs of steenky soopersteeshuns.
rshive 3 days ago
Good indeed, Horace.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 days ago
Reading the horoscope helps Horace cope with his problems.
Zebrastripes 3 days ago
…and I have property to sell in the Florida Swamp lands…