Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2025

‘Are you positive?’ ‘Negative.’

What a couple of clots.

It won’t taste right if it’s not served at body temperature.

Or a “Typo” on the label!

He’s not her type…

Three Vampires go into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get for you.” The first says “I’ll have a Type A.” The second says “Give me a Type O.” The third says “Give me a plasma.” The bartender says “Okay, that’s 2 Bloods and a Blood Lite.” I’ll show myself out.

Shouldn’t it be Triple X?

There are no wooden corks in the champagne bottles.

Where’s Ninja Van Helsing when ya needs him.

Type A is an acquired taste, type O suits everyone.

Typo on a Type A?

Don’t B-negative.

Maybe it’s A B.

groan

Sunday Bloody Sunday!

Even the terrifying are fussy. Cripe!

I’m type B negative- donating today! Y’all join me!!!!

Blood wine in Taipei.

Type O usually goes with everything.

“ Can I interest you in a Bloody Mary? She’s right out back.”

That’s it! Type “O” is the best!

He drew the wrong blood!

That joke is groaning on me!

I am A positive that isn’t my type.

“What’s your blood type?” “Eh?… Oh!… B”