Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 25, 2025

Don’t worry, Ed, the chances that this strip will be infected by a metaphor are slim indeed. But do mask up, please!

I want to know what happened with the SWAT team! Don’t leave us hanging like this!

Sure. Be right back.

You shouldn’t want a vaccination, Ed, unless you aren’t interested in having more energy and vitality – in all areas. (Maybe you SHOULD want a vaccination – we can’t imagine a hot Ed…)

Be more concerned with the pest invasion you have been encountering the past several years.

What, no heard immunity?

I’m pretty sure there’s no vaccination against spring fever.

Good Cartoon.

There’s no vaccine for that, Ed.

wilber says hee hee belle says heh heh crankshaft says wtf

Is there a vaccination for spring cleaning?

Don’t think Medicare will cover that one!!!!

“My scrawny neighbor lady’s been lookin’ pretty good to me lately!”

“While you’re at it, do you have anything for the summertime blues?”

sadly, that hasn’t been invented yet… :L

No cure for that if you catch it Nothing can prevent it from being caught if it is going to be caught…..

I guess Ed wants to avoid being happy and non-crabby. Ha.

There will have to be a vaccination for that next, Ed.

What a coincidence that spring fever breaks out just about the same time that females shed their winter clothes for shorter skirts and lighter blouses.

Find me a cure for dandelions

A new medication for Crankshaft’s prostate should do the trick.

Anything trying to connect Ed Crankshaft and spring fever requires a suspension of disbelief.

Spring fever? Who has caught Ed’s “fancy,” and, why would she have anything to do with him?

Doc says, “Do you want some Viagra with that shot too?”