Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 11, 2025

Religious raftee

I’m sure. He’s wearing a followtation device.

Moses is doing his part.

Took me a triple take to get the joke.

The woman on the right looks like she’s about to faint.

“ᴅᴜɴɴᴏ – ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴏɴ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ”

Maybe it’s Charlton Heston.

April Fools

DNR tour guide bro….sure!

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously!

No – it’s Fauxses.

It’s Moses’s stunt double.

The past two days of missing strips are back.

did Mosasaurus lead the dinosaurs out of Gondwana?

Faith can move mountains, but it helps if you bring a shovel.

Moses stood on de Red Sea shore, smoating dat wata wid a 2 by 4!

Moses does not walk on (Dihydrogen Monoxide) water, just parts it.

He read about possible water hazards on his tablet.

Better safe than sorry.

It’s Ed from the water ski supply store.

Just following local water safety regulations. Also, this is another miracle – that one life preserver is preserving the lives of thousands of followers.

Backup plan.

It’s his first time.

Earlier, Moses made sure that he had snake anti-venom…..

my first lol of the day…..thanks

Oh yee of little faith…

What does he know that we don’t?

“Parting” is such sweet sorrow.

That Would be Alec Baldwin…..

The life vest was the deal breaker.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Moses was the first person to have a message downloaded on to a tablet

Hey, better safe than sorry…. ;-)

Moses’ name comes from the word Mose – the Annointed One. This one’s Christian Bale or Yul Bryner not Charlton Heston.

His Faith wasn’t 100% so – safety measures.

He’s no doubt the source of the phrase mosey along.

Moses Lite. Less filing, more preservatives.

He trusts in God, he’s just got some extra insurance…