Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 22, 2025

Riley should go on sedatives shortly before arresting Andy, next time!

The church is close by. Maybe the Vicar can drag the worthless drunk the rest of the way.

Why even bother arresting him?

Isn’t that called littering? The police shouldn’t be doing that, should they?

Who says music can’t set you free?

They should’ve done that by the canal it might have sobered him up a bit

A classic by ‘The Clash’. (1977)

Andy broke Riley and Riley helped Andy break out of jail before even getting there.

Is that a Pinzgauer they’re riding in?

It’s a god-awful song. Should add a charge of torture to the list.

He fought the law and the law won. Temporarily.

The next dilemma: should they go back and get him or keep on driving? Should I stay or should I go now?

That officer is not living the life of Riley.

Can’t blame him!

Poor Officer Riley!

Safer to boot Andy out, before the officer has a complete and total breakdown!

Riling Riley…..

How improper to say the least. They could have least dropped him at the Spotted Duck for a night CAPP after a fun night at the Rose and Crown.

Is that police brutality?

Andy just played his get outta jail free song.

Hope that Andy’s too drunk to remember that he got kicked out of a moving vehicle, or Officer Riley is going to be in deep kim-chee.

At least Andy wasn’t singing “The One-Eyed Riley” “Giddy eye ay! … … … Try on yer ole bass drum!”

Andy should be put away for a long time.

Andy sings reggae, Clash version! What’s next, the Guns of Brixton?

CLASSIC ANDY CAPP Dept.

In an early cartoon Flo is standing on the front step chatting to her neighbour. The caption reads;

“l never knew he drank until one night he came home sober.”

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If Riley thinks Andy’s singing is bad, just wait ’til he hears Guitar Bob!

Now where’s he going to sleep? Flo sure isn’t coming to get him.

Don’t they issue earplugs?