Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 24, 2025

Spud is awesome when the chips are down.

If I pulled a stunt like that, I’d probably react the same way!

Seagull gets the chips!

I thought the joke was going to be that he had Rose’s results by mistake.

Seagull peeking in. Lovit!

I still think it’s weird that schools have vending machines nowadays.

Skull chips…

Chipped teeth, too..?

That’s the spirit! Focus on joy jumping, and let the chips fall where they may!

Some guy started tilting a vendo as the chip bag caught and didn’t fall. The 800 lb device fell on him, ouch.

and some teeth !

Okay Fonzie, top that! BWANK

And that’s just how it sounds!

An unstable genius.

…….stars and chips forever!!!1

This reminds me of the time Spud claimed he was a genius and it was noted that he had his pants on backwards.

Heck yeah, if you get free chips out of it, that’s TOTALLY worth humiliating yourself banging your head on the vending machine!

Reminds me of the good old days when vending machines had cigarettes.

Rejoice! But remember to keep an eye on where you’re heading…

Brains but no coordination or observation but we already knew this from the countless pier incidents.

When I was in college in the ‘60s a company put a vending machine in the dorm that sold cans of soup. One guy figured out how to reach up inside the machine and extract the cans without paying. Worked great until the third can when his arm got stuck and somebody had to finally call the Kampus Kops and they ended up calling the machine owners who had to practically dismantle the machine to free him. They machines all disappeared but came back a few month later “theft proof.” The thief was let off with a warning. It was a great evening’s entertainment!

“Take heed lest you fall (or BWANK your head….)”

If the seagull gets ahold of it, it will be Goodbye, Mr. Chips.

Spud claimed to be smart and now he smarts.

Ouch! Does that vending machine sell Advil, too?

For Spud food can repair everything.

Vending machines are too advanced to do that nowadays.

Does anyone still carry around coins? Kids with bills or credit cards?

[bro] looks like spud was about to make another epic rap

Go see the nurse, Spud before you suffer a concussion

Kinda looks like Spud is wearing a heelie shoe in the 3rd panel , would explain how quickly he crashed:]

As Linus was perspicacious enough to know, “I’m never so stupid as when I’m being smart.”