Close to Home by John McPherson for March 25, 2025

what a crappy job!

What an idea!

I’m just glad it’s not my job. I’m afraid it would take too much of a toll on me…

“CLICK!” New business venture!

I keep tellin’ John not to just give those ideas away!

I’m afraid I would have to charge a LOT more than $10.

I can still remember my kids’ dirty diapers, and there is no way I could be stuck in a small booth with those for 8 hours.

Powder-Free (It’s included in the cost of the change).

A blowout costs extra.

Does she do adult diapers?

Wait till the boss finds out. He will be on your Arss and full of 5417.

And this is why toll booths and toll booth attendants are being replaced.

No wonder some of those lines take so long!

What are these “tollbooth attendants” I keep hearing about?

Seriously, in the San Francisco area, I think all of the bridges got rid of their toll takers long ago; if you don’t have a FasTrak (California’s version of E-ZPass) transponder, a camera takes a photo of your license plate, and you are sent an invoice.

Attagirl Glenda!

WHY-O-WHY IS HE IN FRONT SEAT?

Glenda Calhoun, reporting for doody.

Bunch crap!

Hi Bleeb! You must be in the fast lane! I hope poor Glenda doesn’t take her work home with her! :)

That would qualify for the dirty jobs show.

Can’t say she don’t take sh!t from nobody.

She specializes in Cruisers diapers.

Change?

Glenda Calhoun? I thought her name was Seymor Butts.

Fathers would be lining up for this on mom’s day off.

Smart

And can you imagine the traffic backups if this was possible?!?

Half of the time the cars drive off without the kids!