Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 25, 2025

Why do people ruin a perfectly good waffle with maple syrup? Honey or pumpkin butter for me! Or honey AND pumpkin butter.

Do you work out regularly? Do you work out like you’re supposed to all the time?

Uh … Uh … Well I … Uh …

Never mind! … I feel like you’re just waffling on your answer … and on your workout … and on your diet.

I can never decide on which waffles to have. Waffle waffling.

Dave’s waffling on this one.

Easy, Doc… he’s gettin’ a little toasted

Have I been misled by Eggos?

I hate when that happens!

A waffle with butter and maple syrup would make a wonderful breakfast this morning.

Horses will eat waffles. But only if you put maple stirrup on them.

That shouldn’t be a problem anymore with the tariffs on Canada

Those aren’t LITTLE pockets …!

( abs either )

I pity the poor fools who can’t appreciate a hot, fluffy waffle or stack of pancakes with delicious real maple syrup. Add a couple patties of fresh country sausage and or bacon, and some fresh fruit on the side. Breakfast doesn’t get any more real than that. But I guess if Hater is in your name….

Retaining syrup in your little pockets LMAO kind of like the butter finding the nooks and crannies in my English muffin

It’s a syrupy mess when waffles gets a leak…

I’ll do surgery. Nurse, I need some butter and a fork.