B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 26, 2025

You can always identify a raptor by it’s manicure.

If you hit a raptor hard enough

Will it leave a dino"sore"?

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossy raptor.

What do you call a really fast dinosaur?

A velocity raptor!

What do you call a dinosaur that drives too fast?

A velocity raptor.

What happens when he loses control?

He T-Rex.

I don’t get the 10 pounds thing.

Alouette, gentille alouette,/Alouette, je te plumerai.

looks like he can lift both on them

Talented. And in beak condition.

A symbiotic relationship.

The turtle can feel things digging into his shell?

Hang on tight to the tortoise, bird!

But what if it’s an ancestor of the African Swallow, and is just waiting for its companion to arrive with a string…

Dookiebird believes in self-protection by the numbers. The greater the weight, the safer he feels.

{"Oh, look, they’re bringing around the Dessert Table!"} ☺

I keep my cats indoors anyway, but a while back I saw a Bald Eagle swoop down and grab a rabbit out of the road like 100 feet in front of me. The rabbit was bigger than most cats, and you should have seen the Eagle’s struggle to fly up. But he did.

Could be uplifting…

Yikes!

John has clawstrophobia.

On women also.

Probably won’t escape……but you can try!!!!

I didn’t realize turtles/tortoises could feel thru their shell.

Scooby snacks, yum!

Lose the attitude bird or else you’re flying

He was digging his claws into John for protection hoping their combined weight would protect him.