Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 26, 2025

Just keep a close eye on your beer, Mister!

Was checking to see if the man’s beer was the same size in all the frames.

Does Andy’s nose point to the beer pole? Or is his nose just ale-ing in a mug?

Andy will listen to anything, over a free pint…

He’s reading ’Ripley’s Believe lt Or Not’ on GoComics!

From time to time, he pulls off a funny.

Actually, the end of the compass labeled “N” or painted red is the “North seeking pole.” It’s really the south pole, cut people got confused so it was renamed.

exchange the word “pole” with “beer” and check out his attention span.

buy me another beer, and I’ll find listen to your conversation

The magnet on the pointed end of the needle in the compass is the same as the “south” end on a bar magnet. That’s why the needle points to the north.

With a pint, anyone who has half an hour of autonomy of listening by Andy.

“I lost interest” Says the man who can’t navigate past the canal.

You lost me at “Says here.”

One of my favorite sentence prefixes is “You think….” As if the person speaking is a mind reader. Change that to, “You said,” and we’ll have a conversation.

You need to remember that for the next trivia night, Andy.

Agree with Capp on this one.

I heard it’s been debunked that water goes down the drain counter-clockwise in the Arctic

Too much thinking hinders drinking.

At least he’s not claiming the Earth is flat!

Of all people, Boring Bob has to stop in the Rose and Crown. He better buy Capp a pint or it is off the Spotted Duck. One man can only take so much of Boring Bob without compensation.

I tend to agree with Andy.

Andy knows that “It says here…” is just code for “everything that follows is bollocks.”

Boring Bob should drop into the Agnes strip today. He would fit right in.

Andy is still too sober to give a darn.

Fascinating stuff Bob. But Wallace tops this I think with his observation that if you travel North and keep going, you eventually start traveling south, but if you travel East and keep going, you will still always be traveling East ;) That one would make Andy’s eyes go glassy faster than a yard of Ale.

If it’s not illegal, immoral or unethical, he has no interest in it.

North and South are arbitrary terms chosen long ago.

One of our late English relatives, on visiting us in the southern hemisphere, informed us that the Sun moves backwards across the sky in the south.

In John Wayne movies,the sun sets in the East