Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 23, 2025

Did you order it to go?

Don’t ask how it was.

solid fuel, or a little Gassy

That new place stinks.

Were you full of it!!!

Well, it took a long time. I hear the Number 1 would have been faster.

The pu pu platter?

It tasted like …

Sounds like a crappy place!

Given a choice I would have gone with the number 1 with a straw.

Ok, we have definitely jumped the outhouse shark with this one…

What did it taste like?

Well that must have left a crappy taste in your mouth!

HOWARD! … and, in authentic outhouse practice, the menus are catalogues …!

( my grandparents’ outhouse also provided shucked corncobs )

Lo-Cal Fe-Cal?

“Drop in for a Loaf!”

“Our modern Kitchen/Restroom is highly efficient! (We Recycle…)”

Well done!

COME ON! I don’t want to think about that at breakfast. Ugh

No wonder there are so many funerals for Lil to attend in that little town…

Eww…

all I can say was that was a crappy choice IF you ask me

I’m sorry I clicked on to this one.