Strange Brew by John Deering for March 22, 2025

It’s truly “crunch” time now.

Is he about to …. split the truth?!?!

o-O

Mr. Peanut is a war-veteran robot and a leader of the robot resistance, initially presented as a radical figure who wants to keep robots in an enclosed zone, but ultimately changes his mind and leads a war against human androids.

He was born and grew up in a farm in the Deep South, and left home at an early age, determined to find his fortune in the Big City, but then discovered show business!!!

nut house

I’m here to sell peanuts, like your here to sell comic books.

That’s right … at first he was shy, so the others coxed him out of his shell.

Well, I started out in vending machine at Three Mile Island.

‘I was born a poor superhero in middle America…’ All the legumes in school picked on him.

He was bitten by a radioactive squirrel.

I like the restaurant with peanut shells on the floor…

He was a salted.

Spider-Man: You were bitten by a radioactive peanut.

Superman: You are from another planet and our yellow sun gives you peanut-like powers.

Batman: Your parents were tragically murdered when you were a child. Your inheritance allowed you to create an alter ego to fight crime while masquerading as a gentleman peanut.

“No backstory. I’m just a nut.” Then he got up, walked up the wall, across the ceiling, down the other wall and out the door.

He underwent a peanut’s enlargement.

“It all started with a mild peanut allergy…”

Well, for starters, my family are a bunch of NUTS!

Super Nuts

“In 1976 Jimmy went to Washington and I stayed home and ran the farm…”.

Well, it all started with my great grandfather, George Washington Carver.

They are all orphans?

Gotta get my eyes cleaned, didn’t see that he was Mr Peanut till I read the comments.

They lose the bet.