I was a missionary in Guatemala and during one of my door approaches I apparently spoke to a woman who wasn’t wearing any pants, or so the other Elder told me. Also, learned to ignore the full-display breastfeeding in the middle of lessons that oh-so-frequently happened. Oh, the power of obliviousness.
Joe Allen, I’m not biochemically wired to find cow udders arousing. Human mammary organs, on the other hard, do garner that sort of response. Whether that’s evolution, intelligent design, or modern media programming telling me that, you decide.
Besides, I said I learned to ignore it. Point being, one learns to ignore unimportant details in professions that require practitioners to observe discretion.
Hey, I don’t know about everyone else, but shirtless men make me rather ill. Most men don’t look like the Chippendale ones that get all the press. They look like pears wearing tight-fitting shorts.
OpenWings almost 15 years ago
Uh oh, wait for it……. here they come……. ;o)
mroberts88 almost 15 years ago
There ya go John. I like how he gets all happy in the last panel.
hildigunnurr Premium Member almost 15 years ago
haha, he’s not ALL bad :þ
cdward almost 15 years ago
She’s got an anterior hypoplasia you never want to forget.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Gweedo, he is remembering what is important.
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I love having OpenWings do the opening comment. LOL :-)
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
John’s either a total nerd, or he’s been married too long.
prasrinivara almost 15 years ago
On the nail, pearlandpeach!
alondra almost 15 years ago
He’s thinking like a dentist, what’s wrong with her teeth not what’s right with her body.
scottcpa almost 15 years ago
John must be thinking “a couple more house payments will be in the bank!”
summerdog86 almost 15 years ago
Something “clicked” with John when he figured out who the blonde really is. That’s a male “well, alright!” look on his face.
Go get her, tiger!
dsom8 almost 15 years ago
I think it’s an anterior HYPERplasia he has in mind. At least his assistant does.
JanLC almost 15 years ago
If Ellie could have seen this conversation, John would have been treated like a KING at home for a long time.
Comic-Nut almost 15 years ago
Doc’; I’ve noticed lots of people in my time and lots of them were women. Probably why I am going to be single again soon. Papers are already signed.
Bender_Sastre almost 15 years ago
I was a missionary in Guatemala and during one of my door approaches I apparently spoke to a woman who wasn’t wearing any pants, or so the other Elder told me. Also, learned to ignore the full-display breastfeeding in the middle of lessons that oh-so-frequently happened. Oh, the power of obliviousness.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
DUUHHHH! John as a dentist should know better what the patient with her appearance and body look like.
Sheeshhhh! Rolled my eyes up/down! Sighhh!
Ashrey almost 15 years ago
So what is she, the instigating lesbian? Where’s Elly?
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
Is it safe to say that John only cares about teeth and Ellie is his one true love?
bald almost 15 years ago
john remembers only the clinical aspect of his patients, he isn’t a perv
Anandgyan almost 15 years ago
I like both the dentist mentality and the male aspect of his “dawning moment”. It’s cute.
Bender_Sastre almost 15 years ago
Joe Allen, I’m not biochemically wired to find cow udders arousing. Human mammary organs, on the other hard, do garner that sort of response. Whether that’s evolution, intelligent design, or modern media programming telling me that, you decide.
Besides, I said I learned to ignore it. Point being, one learns to ignore unimportant details in professions that require practitioners to observe discretion.
Max Starman Jones almost 15 years ago
Hey, I don’t know about everyone else, but shirtless men make me rather ill. Most men don’t look like the Chippendale ones that get all the press. They look like pears wearing tight-fitting shorts.
Body hair makes it worse.
OpenWings almost 15 years ago
Love the assistant’s “momma mia” eyes to the heavens thing in the last panel. She knows John alright, lol
Cheers lightenup :o)
gene2u almost 15 years ago
Love the tags, lol.
diggit03 almost 15 years ago
hahah aw there’s a wonderful husband