Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2011
Transcript:
Bob: Holy...this line looks like it goes on for an eternity! Who are all these people, and why do I have to wait in line with them? Don't they know who I am?! "Corporate V.I.P. fastpass accepted" Bob: Ah...that's more like it! 'Scuse me...I paid for this! Outta my way... Here...can I go ahead now? God: Absolutely...
comicgos over 13 years ago
Loved that!
TURTLE over 13 years ago
Yes!!!!
alviebird over 13 years ago
To turn a phrase, “The last shall be first, and the first shall be…..gone.”
farmermatt over 13 years ago
Very Impatient Person. That last step’s a doozy!
kreole over 13 years ago
I thought “Judgement Day” filtered out those guys.
yyyguy over 13 years ago
good strip, today, Wiley
jewels.4him over 13 years ago
You should be careful what you push for…
Bittermelon of Truth over 13 years ago
Arrogance gets you nowhere, especially with… is that St. Peter or God?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Going….DOWN!
Love it, Wiley!
roctor over 13 years ago
Pushing yourself ahead to social identifiaction.Happy Father’s Day and you Mother’s too!
wicky over 13 years ago
Nicely done Wiley, nicely done.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s exactly the way it happens. Jesus said, “It’s harder for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.”
Sandfan over 13 years ago
His golden parachute seems to have malfunctioned.
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
Oops. Wrong move.
rmacprivate over 13 years ago
Nothing! Absolutely nothing, I love better than seeing that type of jerk boarding a South West Airline for the first time.
vwdualnomand over 13 years ago
all the people on wall street be warned
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
I’m with you on that one.
brightflash over 13 years ago
I’m astonished at how this strip matches this article at ForeignPolicy.com.
TheFinalSolution over 13 years ago
Which is why my late uncle used to drive an old four-wheel drive and carry a baseball bat. To knock off the passenger side mirror of self-appointed traffic cops.
W6BXQ, John over 13 years ago
Fairportfan2,One day I was in the right lane in a traffic jam and saw someone coming on the shoulder. I pulled over onto the shoulder, jumped out and opened the hood as though I was having engine problems. The guy looked frustrated and had a hard time merging into the right lane. After a short bit I went on my way.
Justice22 over 13 years ago
I am reminded of an incident where traffic was backed up for miles on an interstate due to an accident when a speeding car came by on the shoulder spraying small gravel on the stopped autos. A half hour later, we passed the same auto with the occupants stretched across the hood and the state trooper searching the car for contraband. Every passing car gave the trooper a toot of the horn and a thumbs up.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
those incidents are so rare, making them so very enjoyable.if only it happened more often…..
nishanth_r over 13 years ago
btw, where were all those people when they were alive? i was beginning to think hell was on earth…??
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
Where did he go?
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Yeah, like right before they cut over there would be a huge unseen hole in the ground. It would cut down on the zooming up and cutting in.
BurritoBandito over 13 years ago
The first shall be last…
ChazNCenTex over 13 years ago
Amen! (in reference to the comic itself, other comments uncommented on – halleleujah!)
cleokaya over 13 years ago
It’s going to be a hot day in hell
TruNorthCanuck over 13 years ago
It’s a long way down from the top!!
hitman4cookies over 13 years ago
That’s too perfect!
Nachikethass over 13 years ago
You’re getting tiresome… Please don’t be a troll. Mail GoComics.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Same here, but haven’t they all become arrogant, self-serving, over-paid, under-worked Wall Street financial people these days?
runninanreadin over 13 years ago
Was that a CEO?…or a lawyer? (Does it REALLY matter? lol)
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
“Watch that first step! It’s a doozie!” “All you need is a little patience.”
pearlandpeach over 13 years ago
need enlarge on all strips, every day.
orz over 13 years ago
=_=
zevkraut over 13 years ago
that is so true
runar over 13 years ago
The Scandinavian version is Hel, with only one ‘L’ (Some spell it Hela).
billhan1 over 13 years ago
No comment required, absolutely BRILL, Wiley
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
It could be a C.E.O., or a movie star, or a lawyer, or a poltician, or a star athlete (well, not looking like him), or a beautiful woman (ditto), or anybody else who believes they’re exempt from normal, petty human inconveniences.
Of course, it could also be someone who is convinced he’s among the “righteous.”
“When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not take the place of honor, for someone more distinguished than you may have been invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, ‘Give your place to this man,’ and then in disgrace you proceed to occupy the last place. But when you are invited, go and recline at the last place, so that when the one who has invited you comes, he may say to you, ‘Friend, move up higher’; then you will have honor in the sight of all who are at the table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”Luke 14:8-11
Trebor39 over 13 years ago
I’m with you on this strip Wiley!
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
Another cartoon showing liberal hatred for the rich. Of course, “it’s just a joke”.
person918 over 13 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_morality
snakeseare over 13 years ago
Too bad there’s no such place and no such punishment. The meek inherit the Earth in grave-sized plots, and this guy and his kids dance on your grave while they wait for your kids to clean their corporate jet so they can fly to the Caymans. Suckers. Vote Republican!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
As good as this strip was, I would have loved a Fathers’ Day strip strip today with Danae et al.
Joseph Krois over 13 years ago
Oh commenters, so many of your “tales” are so self-serving and apocryphal… So…The meek shall inherit the earth…But what is it’s worth…When the rich and select….Have left only dreck…And drank all the wine…And everything fine…So that all that is left…Is totally bereft…Of any value or desire…And you dream of the fire…That is their awful reward…But the pain of the sword…Should be felt in their life…And be aware of the strife…That their greed has made real…And they ultimitely should feel…Their Hell while alive…So not to deprive…The meek’s chance to crow… Ha, there I told you so…
WNevinJ1954 over 13 years ago
Express drop box to hjell!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
pschearer, to spin the old cliche, “God must hate the rich; He made so few of them.”
rf_in_va over 13 years ago
Is there a bypass line like this for politicians as well?
DavidGBA over 13 years ago
Luckily, that shaft to Hell is much wider than the eye of any needle, even if not camel sized!
Nobody told him he was in eternity! No point worrying about wait times in eterntiy ! :D
bossyheifer over 13 years ago
You can’t take it with you
lindz.coop Premium Member over 13 years ago
If only…
jimelek over 13 years ago
Awesome….